After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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