Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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