I just saw a hot homeless man
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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