Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So. Much. Porn.
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