I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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