Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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