that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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