Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We’re leaving where are you
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