I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We are two peas in an std pod
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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