Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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