How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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