Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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