Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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