I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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