Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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