ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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