If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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