Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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