i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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