Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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