Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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