I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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