It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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