Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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