he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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