Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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