Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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