i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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