i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
