Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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