Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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