i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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