in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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