He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Come back. Shots need mouths.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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