Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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