walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the room spins SO much faster in panama
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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