I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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its like you know when i get waxed
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
