what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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