i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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