Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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