Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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