Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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