apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
