That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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