before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My vagina just recognized that song.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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