It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
