was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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