...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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