tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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