yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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