yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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