Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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