I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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