But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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